You start subjecting yourself to a new age bed of nails, in the hope of getting some pain relief for your poor, aching back.

You are happy for someone armed with a selection of long needles to puncture you like a pin cushion…to relieve you of that niggling migraine, that you’ve had for five years.

• You crave healthy legs at the push of a button.
• You spend all day wired up to a TENS machine, happily electrocuting yourself.
• You are thinking about hiding your unsightly veins, so as not to upset others.
• You really need some SUPER socks for your feet, as they are so miserable.
• And some socks that help you wave goodbye to aching legs.
• In fact someone must have come up with some wonderful gismo that just makes you feel like you’re twenty again?

Fine, now you just need to get rid of the wrinkles, jowls, double chin and grey hair!

Thanks for stopping by and have a great Monday.

Until the next time.