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My day so far…pants!


My mission was simple: retrieve the custard 🍮 tart from the plastic box and arrange on a plate.
And you think your day is pants?
Oh dear god there is no hope.
Still it’ll taste okay…because I haven’t been involved in the baking of it.
What else can I wreck today? Best not drive the car 🚗 today…or leave the 🏠 house. I need a health warning ⚠ stamped on my forehead!
Thanks for dropping by. I can hear you sniggering. Have a good day. It has to be better than this sorry attempt.
Until the next pathetic and laughable time.

P.S. Oh, and I appear to have pulled a muscle in my chest or something, so every time I laugh, and believe me I laughed and laughed at my wonderful presentation , it hurts like hell. Ouch! There it is again. LOL! Ouch!

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Many moons ago, I started to write. But, as life twisted and turned the only thing I got to write was letters, in my job. Things changed, I left my job and returned to the writing. I have loads of ideas and very little time to do them in.( Sound familiar?) I write, because I need to. When I am unable to write I walk in the shadow of madness. Some folk would argue that I'm there already. As well as writing, I read, paint, garden, knit and have just started making candles. I am owned by a retired greyhound called Daisy. My previous greyhound(Misty) was the inspiration to get writing again. Daisy is keeping that inspiration alive. Thanks for reading. Dorne x

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