My day so far…pants!

by dorne Whale Nov 12, 2014Nov 12, 2014

My mission was simple: retrieve the custard 🍮 tart from the plastic box and arrange on a plate.
And you think your day is pants?
Oh dear god there is no hope.
Still it’ll taste okay…because I haven’t been involved in the baking of it.
What else can I wreck today? Best not drive the car 🚗 today…or leave the 🏠 house. I need a health warning ⚠ stamped on my forehead!
Thanks for dropping by. I can hear you sniggering. Have a good day. It has to be better than this sorry attempt.
Until the next pathetic and laughable time.

P.S. Oh, and I appear to have pulled a muscle in my chest or something, so every time I laugh, and believe me I laughed and laughed at my wonderful presentation , it hurts like hell. Ouch! There it is again. LOL! Ouch!

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Well hello there and thank you for dropping by here. I'm a middle-aged Yorkshire lass, who sometimes screws my writing head on and produces articles. Amongst other publications, I have been published in Dog's Monthly and The Guardian. I mostly write about animals ( I've been rescued by two adopted greyhounds), but, I am happy to write about any topic really. I have fibromyalgia and hypothyroidism, and my hubby has Parkinson's disease, so life is a challenge at times. On this blog I have a good old moan, try to offer advice and have a good laugh at myself. So, join me on my journey... as I visit the hospital - yet again and wear rather too much purple. Thanks for reading. Dorne x View all posts by dorne Whale

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ladysighs says:

Nov 12, 2014 at 2:46 pm

I for sure wouldn’t fit in my pants after eating a few of those. 😦

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dorne whale says:

Nov 12, 2014 at 8:29 pm

Life is for living – buy bigger pants, but not so big that they fill your rotary airer. I, of course, have got a larger than average airer…bragging again!

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