Imagine my surprise when I received word that I had been spotted dancing to the Birdie Song at The Mildreds , just recently. This is the equivalent of The Oscars and is the creation of Hugh, over at Hugh’s Views and News. Click here for the full story of this star-spangled evening.
I’m not sure whether I received an award or not, but I’m giving you my acceptance speech anyway and tripping my way to the stage to deliver it. Get it?
We’re going to need a big box of soft tissues, in a pretty, sparkly box please; because I am so overcome with emotion.
On this special evening, Hugh and his Mildred have seen fit to give compliments and praise to us fellow bloggers and for that I’m [sob! ] truly grateful. I don’t [sobbing, some more] deserve it.
No, really I don’t . I mean I turn up here, every so often and type a load of old mush. Waffle on about something obscure and then clear off for a few days. It takes me forever to respond to comments, if I even find them and then my remarks are pretty lame.
[Really sobbing now… the stage is awash with my sobs] I feel so honoured to be here and it’s a miracle, because just a half hour ago I was still in my jim jams; cuddling my new teddy.
Anyhow, [makeup ruined and now looking like the bride of Frankenstein’s monster] I would like to thank my creator.[ Cue some overplay on a religious discourse?]
No, I really want to thank that guy that brought me to life, one dark and stormy evening. There was a flash of fork lightning and the electricity tore through my body. I came alive. What a shame that electricity is so expensive these days and I am wearing down now. I really should change my provider. But hey… you can’t have it all. I’ll be a bright spark for as long as I can… get it?
I want to thank my family, friends and dog for just being there. I want to thank the planet and the universe. [Cue very loud music to signal my exit and a ten hunky guys to carry me off stage… oh so yes please! ]
Thanks to Hugh for this wonderful surprise. Check out his blog… you’ll be glad/relieved you did.
And a big thank you to you, for dropping by here. Have a great day.
Until the next time.