I like this from Sue Vincent. A witty start to 2016 and it deserves a reblog.
I’m also on a diet – the 5:2 fast diet. It is supposed to help the body in general, as well as shifting the fat! Can anything help my body? Watch this space.
Like Old Mother Hubbard my cupboard is bare;
The fridge is the same, there is nothing in there.
No turkey is lurking, the fruit cake is done,
And as for mince pies there is not even one.
The dog ate the leftovers, seconds and thirds,
And everything else was put out for the birds.
Now all that remains is the salad and cheese
(And the dog has her paw in the air saying ‘please’).
My grumbling stomach will have to be quiet,
It’s now after Christmas… and I’m on a diet.
Seriously, if you are planning on shedding a pound or two, head on over to read Sally Cronin’s excellent advice.