Love this post from Archon, so had to reblog on here. Laugh away folks!
These are the latest buzzwords to add to your
Blamestorming – Sitting around in a group
discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager – A manager who flies in,
makes a lot of noise, shits over everything
and then leaves.
Blowing your buffer – Losing your train of
Salmon day – The experience of spending an
entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die in the end.
Chainsaw consultant – An outside expert
brought in to reduce the employee headcount,
leaving the brass with clean hands.
CLM – Career-limiting move – Used among
microserfs to describe ill-advised activity.
Trashing your boss while he or she is within
earshot is a serious CLM.
Depotphobia – Fear associated with entering a Home
Depot because of how much money one might spend.
Adminisphere – The rarefied organizational layers
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